normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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