You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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