i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize
