So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
two words...techno handjob
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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