i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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