I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Randomize
