Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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