She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
and you said cock pushups were impossible
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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