The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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