Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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