Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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