how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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