either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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