It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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