Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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