Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize