hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think I am morally bankrupt
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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