You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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