if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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