Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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