And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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