I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We talked him into tasing himself.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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