You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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