I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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