it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she smelled like a LAN party
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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