her vagina looked like bernie madoff
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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