This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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