have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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