whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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