i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
