You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
