party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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