her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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