Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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