I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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