is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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