Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The best revenge is premature balding
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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