North Korea, Best Korea!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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