Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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