It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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