I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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