i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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