she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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