question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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