OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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