You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
