quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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