i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
The air taste purple.
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