Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
