Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize