I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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