Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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