dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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