apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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