well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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