Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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