Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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