I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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