I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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