hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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