I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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