i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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